OK, first off; Iain, Arabella,Jane and The Dingle all went for number 5.
You are all WRONG.
It never happened to me, but it did happen to a chap I used to work with. He used to be a sound engineer at the BBC.
Coincidentally, I have sat opposite John Lesley and Liz Kershaw on the train to Manchester. They were getting pissed on miniatures.

Nettie, SS and Natalie all went for option 1.
You are all WRONG.
Although I did once have a magenta pencil case.

Roland, Becca and a last minute entry from James all went with option 3.
You are all WRONG.
I know nothing of football and had to look Chelsea up in my Big Boys Book of Sport.

Karen went with option 6.
You are WRONG.
Although I am quite surprised I didn’t try it. They were a gullible lot.

Which leaves us with Rosie.
Rosie had multiple guesses and is disqualified.
She was also WRONG with each guess.

The correct answer was:
Option 4
I am indeed Reverend Uku of The Universal Life Church. A genuine registered church that will ordain anybody at the click of a button on it’s website. You can even print off a little certificate.
However, I have NEVER performed any sort of marriage or christening although I am eligible to do so in the USA.

Wasn’t that fun?
Thank you all for playing. I can now rest easy knowing that I am still the most unpredictable person you know