About

Freelance writer, Mr Uku.

Welcome to, Will Write For Cake. My name is Mr Uku (not really) and I’m a UK based freelance writer.

I earn my money by helping to build blogs and by writing blog posts on a variety of subjects for a number of wonderful clients. However, in the future I hope to make all my money from writing fiction.

To this end, I have a number of on-going projects. This is either because I have an enormous amount of faith in my ability to finish what I start, or it’s because I’m some sort of massive idiot. Whichever it is, here is a list of the projects I’m working on as of 01/06/2011

  • Monkeygeddon: A theme park based adventure-novel featuring death by monkey
  • Deathalopod: A sea based adventure-novel featuring death by squid
  • Bunco & Jaggs’ Circus: A collection of short stories told by Septimus Jaggs about the performers in his circus
  • Harry Character Is Not Dead: A short story about a man who finds himself in a parallel universe
  • JoJo & The Vamps: A pulp story featuring revenge and burlesque(ish) vampires
  • They Call Me Scar: A pulp story featuring revenge and torture

When I’m not writing, I enjoy napping, playing my ukulele, wearing various hats, drinking coffee, eating and bird watching.

On, Will Write For Cake, I hope to share my thoughts on writing and the methods I use. Not because I think I know best, but so others can see what works – or not – for me. If anything I publish here is useful to anyone else, then I’ve done my job. If it’s of no use to you, then I’ll just sit quietly and eat my cake.

Now, go and explore the rest of my site. If you like what you see, you can subscribe by clicking one of the buttons up there on the right.

If there’s anything you want to ask, you can get in touch via the contact form.

Enjoy.